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Two store employees, gunman dead in Maryland mall shooting
Sat Jan 25, 2014
Donnie, did they let you out for the weekend again? When are the nice people in the white jackets supposed to be back to pick you up? Now be a good boy, and have your mommy put your straight-jacket back on...
Obama pushes for support over Syria as McCain says inaction would be 'catastrophic'
Mon Sep 2, 2013
Him waiting on congress to make the decision is just another way to blame the republicans for his piss-poor decisions
Three Ohio women found alive after being missing for a decade; 3 men arrested
Mon May 6, 2013
I hope they make an example of whoever did this, the death penalty isn't enough for this psycho...
Obama apologizes to Kamala Harris for 'best-looking attorney general' comment
Fri Apr 5, 2013
Obozo... Caught with pants down his a$$ bare...
'Amazing': Obama turns tourist in ancient city of Petra
Sat Mar 23, 2013
Out show boating again, another vacation??? IMPEACH!!! This nutjob needs to go!!!
Off the trail but still in spotlight, Michelle Obama steps up policy agenda
Sun Mar 24, 2013
Moochelle Oblahblahblahblahblahhhhhh... Time for you and your community organizer to get the hell out, so we can get someone in there that wants to fix America!
Obama's meeting with GOP conference: Cordial, but no white smoke of consensus
Wed Mar 13, 2013
No white smoke because he's blowing it up everyone's azz...
Pope Francis: Argentina's Cardinal Jorge Mario Bergoglio is new Catholic leader
Wed Mar 13, 2013
I don't give two squirts of piss what Obozo thinks...
Woman killed by caged lion in California died suddenly of broken neck: Coroner
Thu Mar 7, 2013
You know the old saying, you play with fire, eventually you'll get burned...
Book says Roger Ailes called Obama 'lazy' and Biden 'dumb as an ashtray'
Wed Mar 6, 2013
That's an insult to ashtray's all over the world...
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